'Tales of the Sissy' is a play on words related to Armistead Maupin's novel 'Tales of the City' which chronicles the daily lives of several seemingly unrelated people. Since my blog chronicles my daily life and I am gay (hence the stereotype 'sissy'), I decided to call my blog 'Tales of the Sissy'.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Old fashioned ads
A friend sent me an email with these old fashioned ads. You can click to enlarge. These were actual advertisements! My, how times have changed.
The witty dialog below each ad is mine.
Enjoy! In other words, just because she acts like a lady doesn't mean she isn't a whore, so protect your pecker.
I think what he's trying to say is 'Blow in her face and she'll blow in your crotch'.
Okay, so who's joining me on the tape worm diet???
How do you give a gift that says 'I really don't like you that much'? Gift wrapped cigarettes: the old fashioned equivalent to the fruitcake.
Lysol - its not just for cleaning toilets and floors anymore!
All this time you thought the secret to happiness was money, fame, and fortune.
Well, don't mind if I do!
In your "T-Zone", not your G-spot.
Because Lord knows you don't want to have to expend any extra energy to open that damn beer.