Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Redneck Pick-up Lines

A friend sent me this and I think its one of the funniest things I've read so far this year! Enjoy.

Redneck Pick-up Lines:

1) Did you fart? 'Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? 'Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? 'Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man: "Fat Penguin!" Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winda cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Drag Queen name of the day: Donna Venuday

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