With all the concerns over H1N1 (or swine flu), I thought I'd share these flu prevention tips:
1. Walk briskly to the liquor store (exercise)
2. Put a lime wedge in your Corona (fruit)
3. Put a celery stalk in your Bloody Mary (veggies)
4. Drink outdoors at a patio bar (fresh air)
5. Tell jokes and laugh (eliminate stress)
6. Then pass out (rest)
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol level up, flu germs can't get you!
1. Eat right. Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
2. Take vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
3. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk at least an hour a day OR go for a swim, take the stairs, etc.
4. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them with soap and warm water, keep a bottle of antibacterial hand sanitizer around.
5. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows whenever possible.
5. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows whenever possible.
6. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
7. Get plenty of rest.
Consider your Doctor's approach: When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol because alcohol kills germs. So, do what I do...
Consider your Doctor's approach: When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol because alcohol kills germs. So, do what I do...
1. Walk briskly to the liquor store (exercise)
2. Put a lime wedge in your Corona (fruit)
3. Put a celery stalk in your Bloody Mary (veggies)
4. Drink outdoors at a patio bar (fresh air)
5. Tell jokes and laugh (eliminate stress)
6. Then pass out (rest)
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol level up, flu germs can't get you!
Remember what Gandhi always said: "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass."
And if you want to go that extra step toward flu prevention, wear a homemade ask:
Crush du Jour: Siomon Dexter
Crush du Jour: Siomon Dexter
4 comments:
Good advice Mark. The pic of the guy with the underwear on his face is disturbing. I think I'd like it better if it was a pic of Matt Damon's underwear on my face.
Good advice! Thanks so much! ;-)
LERVE the mask and what's under the crush's "mask"!
Unfortunately these tips come a bit late for me. But Diomon is right on time!
Although someone should tell him that white swimsuits can be very revealing!
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