My appointment is at 2:45, where I will 1st have to fill out countless forms promising to pay any and all charges not covered by my dental insurance. I may get in to see the oral surgeon around 3:00. But I've been told the procedure is pretty fast. They'll numb me with a few shots of Novocaine, extract the offending tooth, and voila - I'm done! Wish me luck.
A friend sent me these headlines from actual press outlets that made me laugh! Enjoy.
Crush du Jour: Ryan LeBar
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Darling,
I am not proud of this, but I have dated a few Papi drug-dealers in my day. It is EXTREMELY common for them to hide drugs in their asses! I'm not kidding - they call it "boofing it".
I know - too much information, sorry.
XOXOXO
well i loved the whiff of colon.
Mark-I hope everything went well for you today:) I had the same done years ago and didn't feel a thing,of course,dentist gave me some extra novacoine!And the story of the man with 15 bags of drugs up the arse!OH MY GOD!He should next make a living in gay porn!Bravo on the crush du jour with Mr.LeBar!If he's down there at the beach with you,could we share him at least one time when I'm down there?He is HOT!
Whiff of Colon? Oh my. Some people actually have to pay for that privilege. Good luck with the tooth...I don't envy you!
So how did it go at the dentist? Hope everything came out OK.
Love these news clips!! I really needed a laugh right now.
I hope everything went well at the dentist. Now just keep your damn tongue out of the hole left behind. Come on. You know you want to feel it.
Forms aren't so bad. My dentist wants all the money up front then the forms are sent in and I get my draw whenever.
I liked the headlines.
like to ve my blog in your blogroll. also will do the same. reply soon
Hope your withdrawl went well.
By coincidence, I had a withdrawl yesterday at 3.00 as well. After a couple of 'extra' shoots, it popped out like a... sorry, TMI. I followed the post-op procedures to the letter... except the NO ALCOHAL part. Slept like a baby!
Whiff of colon had me cryin'. File, print, okay.
those are fabulous. Thanks for the laugh.
Nearly fell over from the Rosie headline. Too funny, and yet a horrifying visual...
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