Mark: How do I know you still love me after all these years?
Spouse: I've never beaten you, stabbed you, chopped off your arm with an ax, poisoned you, or kicked you.
Mark: That's true. Although you did elbow me in the eye once.
Spouse: That was accidental so it doesn't count.
Mark: Okay. Happy anniversary, dear.
Spouse: Positive regards.
He's such a romantic!
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9 comments:
well what the hell MORE can you ask for?
Happy Anniversary
That's totally a conversation I would have.
Though, my answer to your initial question would've been, "Uh, I'm still here."
Ah! Love!
That sounds like the Spouse I know!
Now's the time to ask for more dolls!
;-)
What? No stabbing or chopping off of body parts? How can that possibly be love. Happy Congrats to you boys!
congratulations to you both
Well, indeed. Many happy returns on the day!
Seriously - congrats!
Awww...so dang cute! Happy Anniversary!!!!!
I think I like your spouse. I'm going to have to steal "positive regards".
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