- She thought a quarterback was a refund
- She thought General Motors was in the army
- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
- She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
- At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius"
- She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- She sent a fax with a stamp on it
- Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- She tripped over a cordless phone
- She spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice because the container read "Concentrate"
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- She studied for a blood test
- She sold the car for gas money
- When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
- She thought that she couldn't use her AM radio in the evening
- She had a shirt that read "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"
- She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
'Tales of the Sissy' is a play on words related to Armistead Maupin's novel 'Tales of the City' which chronicles the daily lives of several seemingly unrelated people. Since my blog chronicles my daily life and I am gay (hence the stereotype 'sissy'), I decided to call my blog 'Tales of the Sissy'.
Friday, February 19, 2010
How blond was she?
She was SO blond...
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5 comments:
LOL Nothing wrong with her I guess. Just innocent as a child and that makes her always happy :)
Blonder is better.
lol
she so stupid
me likey the crush...with or without tan lines!
These also work as "Yo Mama So Stupid" jokes. I've been stealing them and putting them on Twitter.
XOXOXOXO
Oooooooo Alberrrrrto!
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