Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Questions that haunt me

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', when it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change out of your clothes? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (Bet you just tried singing those two songs to make sure.)

Why do you you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Crush du Jour: Neil Patrick Harris

3 comments:

RAD Homo said...

thats alot of questions-- good ones to think about and wonder WTF huh?

Christopher said...

dammit !! Now I'm going to be up all night long thinking about thesse.

Scot said...

Some answers to:

cents: two cents is the tax for unrequested information while a penny is the going rate to buy same. Fees are always more expensive than the wage, just look at a parking ticket for an expired meter!

Ham: life

Driveway vs. parkway: Driveways generally lead to a garage: you're suppose to park in the garage, clean it out! A parkway has parks along the way

One saw Neil and his boyfriend in a restaurant in West LA. Aren't I Special?