Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hairy chest envy

You may have noticed from many of the images of shirtless men I've posted here that I like hairy chests.  I like facial hair too, but this post is really about hairy chests.

I don't have much hair on my chest, and what hair I do have is light brown so its not very noticeable like darker hair.  I wish I had more chest hair.  (Spouse has no shortage of chest hair which is nice for me.)

You can imagine how delighted I was to find that a retailer would be sympathetic to me and likely thousands of other men with hairy chest envy!
The Chest Hair Sweater!!!

No longer will smooth-chested men have to suffer the shameful looks of others who mock their manliness!

Now every man can have the confidence and swagger he deserves!

It also makes a great GIFT for the not-so-hairy friend!


4 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

I would LOVE to see you model that sweater!

David Jeffreys said...

Since it is a fake anyway, couldn't they have given him a little better physique such as your 4-11 Beardy Boy?

David

Java said...

Funny! And cute, too.

SEAN said...

I could almost go for this if not for the gold pimp/rapper chain and moobs.