A friend sent me an email with these old fashioned ads. You can click to enlarge. These were actual advertisements! My, how times have changed.
The witty dialog below each ad is mine.
Enjoy!
In other words, just because she acts like a lady doesn't mean she isn't a whore, so protect your pecker.
I think I need that first one to put on my headboard...
ReplyDeleteOh my God. Those are pretty funny! It funny to see what word and how they were used back then. Now they would never pass. And your remakes made me laugh even more!
ReplyDeleteLove your witty remarks with each of them! Wow! Thank goodness we have made some changes!
ReplyDeleteThese are wonderful and I remember quite a few. Your comments with them bring them to new life. Ha ha harrrrrrrr.....
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I think that smoke blowing one is a reference to telling someone you want to have sex with them.
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember being told that back in high school.
No one ever blew smoke in my face.
Wow that tapeworm diet is so alarming. Sometimes I wish I had been born 40 years earlier when lard and smoking were HEALTHY!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Camels are what the late Dr. Michael Crichton smoked?
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