Mark: How do I know you still love me after all these years?
Spouse: I've never beaten you, stabbed you, chopped off your arm with an ax, poisoned you, or kicked you.
Mark: That's true. Although you did elbow me in the eye once.
Spouse: That was accidental so it doesn't count.
Mark: Okay. Happy anniversary, dear.
Spouse: Positive regards.
He's such a romantic!
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well what the hell MORE can you ask for?
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary
ReplyDeleteThat's totally a conversation I would have.
ReplyDeleteThough, my answer to your initial question would've been, "Uh, I'm still here."
Ah! Love!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the Spouse I know!
Now's the time to ask for more dolls!
;-)
What? No stabbing or chopping off of body parts? How can that possibly be love. Happy Congrats to you boys!
ReplyDeletecongratulations to you both
ReplyDeleteWell, indeed. Many happy returns on the day!
ReplyDeleteSeriously - congrats!
Awww...so dang cute! Happy Anniversary!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I like your spouse. I'm going to have to steal "positive regards".
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