Sniff sniff... "Well, hello there!"
"Hmmm, you're not very responsive are you?"
"No matter, I can be responsive enough for the both of us!"
"Oh yeah... Who's your daddy?"
Lesson of the day: No matter how funny you think it will be, don't give Viagra to your pet or any other animal. It will only frustrate them and cause them to hate you.Crush du Jour: Paul Vandervort

LOL... You gotta love a horny moose!
ReplyDeleteAnd your crush du jour is a hottie! He might not shave his pits, but he sure does down below!
Would that make a Moofalo? More like a Buffaloose!
ReplyDeleteI'm corny, I can't help it. See what the bf has to put up with?
I love this so hard! And so did he. Apparently.
ReplyDeleteAnd Paul Vandervort. Damn!!!! I love me some of that!
Paul:
ReplyDeleteI love you muchly.
Mark:
ReplyDeleteLove love love it! So enjoy your blog.
BTW, I tagged you on a meme. See my blog.
Have a great weekend, hon.
xoxo,
Doug
OUCH!
ReplyDeleteAnd who is Paul Vanderwhatever?? That's a HOT white boy!
"Clang Clang Clang went the 'volley'..."
ReplyDeletegorgeous crush du jour!
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