The witty dialog below each ad is mine.
Enjoy!
In other words, just because she acts like a lady doesn't mean she isn't a whore, so protect your pecker.
I think what he's trying to say is 'Blow in her face and she'll blow in your crotch'.
Okay, so who's joining me on the tape worm diet???
How do you give a gift that says 'I really don't like you that much'? Gift wrapped cigarettes: the old fashioned equivalent to the fruitcake.
Lysol - its not just for cleaning toilets and floors anymore!
All this time you thought the secret to happiness was money, fame, and fortune.
Well, don't mind if I do!
In your "T-Zone", not your G-spot.
Because Lord knows you don't want to have to expend any extra energy to open that damn beer.Crush du Jour: Brian Ferrari
I think I need that first one to put on my headboard...
ReplyDeleteOh my God. Those are pretty funny! It funny to see what word and how they were used back then. Now they would never pass. And your remakes made me laugh even more!
ReplyDeleteLove your witty remarks with each of them! Wow! Thank goodness we have made some changes!
ReplyDeleteThese are wonderful and I remember quite a few. Your comments with them bring them to new life. Ha ha harrrrrrrr.....
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I think that smoke blowing one is a reference to telling someone you want to have sex with them.
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember being told that back in high school.
No one ever blew smoke in my face.
Wow that tapeworm diet is so alarming. Sometimes I wish I had been born 40 years earlier when lard and smoking were HEALTHY!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Camels are what the late Dr. Michael Crichton smoked?
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